*ahem*
On the first day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: A single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
On the second day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: two Gaborik hat-tricks,
And a single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
On the third day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: three punches on Ovechkin,
two Gaborik hat tricks,
And a single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: four Connecticut Whale,
three punches on Ovechkin,
two Gaborik hat tricks,
And a single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: five Lundqvist shutouts!
four Connecticut Whale,
three punches on Ovechkin,
two Gaborik hat tricks,
And a single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: six Avery fighting majors,
five Lundqvist shutouts!
four Connecticut Whale,
three punches on Ovechkin,
two Gaborik hat tricks,
And a single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: seven Tortorella tirades,
six Avery fighting majors,
five Lundqvist shutouts!
four Connecticut Whale,
three punches on Ovechkin,
two Gaborik hat tricks,
And a single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: eight Heritage jerseys,
seven Tortorella tirades,
six Avery fighting majors,
five Lundqvist shutouts!
four Connecticut Whale,
three punches on Ovechkin,
two Gaborik hat tricks,
And a single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: nine shots a-blockin',
eight Heritage Jerseys,
seven Tortorella tirades,
six Avery fighting majors,
five Lundqvist shutouts!
four Connecticut Whale,
three punches on Ovechkin,
two Gaborik hat tricks,
And a single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: ten Staals a-checkin',
nine shots a-blockin',
eight Heritage Jerseys,
seven Tortorella tirades,
six Avery fighting majors,
five Lundqvist shutouts!
four Connecticut Whale,
three punches on Ovechkin,
two Gaborik hat tricks,
And a single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: eleven fans who miss Redden,
ten Staals a-checkin',
nine shots a-blockin',
eight Heritage Jerseys,
seven Tortorella tirades,
six Avery fighting majors,
five Lundqvist shutouts!
four Connecticut Whale,
three punches on Ovechkin,
two Gaborik hat tricks,
And a single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Rangers gave to me: twelve "thank God their not the Devils",
eleven fans who miss Redden,
ten Staals a-checkin',
nine shots a-blockin',
eight Heritage Jerseys,
seven Tortorella tirades,
six Avery fighting majors,
five Lundqvist shutouts!
four Connecticut Whale,
three punches on Ovechkin,
two Gaborik hat tricks,
And a single Derek Boogaard goal this year.
Happy Holidays!
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