Hey, whats goin' on?
Rangers against the Phoenix Coyotes.
The Coyotes have been struggling with their ability to win consistently with Shane Doan losing his ability to transform into a 50 foot radioactive gila monster like he did in last years playoffs... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX_878j_sy8
But aside from that, they have done a horrible job when it comes to winning. Ilya Bryzgalov has been reported of oogling men in the stands of Jobing.com Arena, which is why he has such a low save percentage. Martin Hanzal cannot fond the back of the net anymore because of the tragic loss of his genitalia that keeps distracting him. In all, the Rangers shall dominate and sodomize the Coyotes into submission tonight due to lack of caring on the Coyotes bench.
My Diagnosis
Coyotes lose.
My Predictions
Every member of the Rangers bench, including Ryan Callahan who went down with a broken hand last night and is out for six weeks, will have a hat trick.
Following that, Don Frye, legendary mixed martial artist, will come onto the ice and spank the coach of the Coyotes before eating Derek Morris.
Enjoy the game!
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